Engrish 101

With so many depressing news stories these days, sometimes a hearty chuckle is a nice distraction from the massive oil slicks approaching New Orleans or people trying to blow up Times Square. J-Fo and I had quite a chuckle at a few of these today, and J-La and I had a few more this afternoon in preparation for this blog post. If you don't know what Engrish (or as the NYTimes lamely calls it, Chinglish), you're behind the New York Times when it comes to pop culture and should probably quit the internet.

Here best evil translation. Try no smile, I promise.