Thursday, October 8, 2009
Tracy Morgan comes to Twitter
I don't like Twitter. I think it is stupid. But I do love me some Tracy Morgan and any medium which affords me more of his non-sequitors. That's why I'm pleased to announce that the REAL Tracy Morgan has a twitter page, aptly titled, REAL TRACY MORGAN. He's already dropped this little gem, for his 13,837 adoring followers:
my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2.
So there you have it. This should tide everyone over until 30 Rock premiers next week!